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Tuesday’s humour
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A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One rainy day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband’s car pull into the driveway.
‘Oh my God – Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window. My husband’s home early!’
‘I can’t jump out the window. It’s raining out there!’
‘If my husband catches us in here, he’ll kill us both!’ she replied.. ‘He’s got a hot temper and a gun, so the rain is the least of your problems!’
So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the window! As he ran down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of the town’s annual marathon, so he started running along beside the others, about 300 of them.
Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to blend in as best he could. After a little while a small group of runners who had been watching him with some curiosity, jogged closer.
‘Do you always run in the nude?’ one asked.
‘Oh yes!’ he replied, gasping in air. ‘It feels so wonderfully free!’
Another runner moved along side. ‘Do you always run carrying your clothes with you under your arm?’
‘Oh, yes’ our friend answered breathlessly. ‘That way I can get dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!’
Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and asked, ‘Do you always wear a condom when you run?’
‘Nope … just when it’s raining.’
Thx,Gloria!
Grischuk and Gelfand qualify for finals
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You can view a video with some great shots of today’s action at this site.
Today’s reflection
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AI vs human intelligence
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CHESS TV
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Potpourri
Some chess!
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POSITION AFTER WHITE’S 35th MOVE:
JOBAVA
YILMAZ
BLACK TO PLAY AND WIN!
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POSITION AFTER 21 MOVES:
GM A. KOVACEVIC
GM JOBAVA
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GM ALMEIDA
Kramnik Humor
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5) Kramnik didn’t lose his match to Anand. He was just checking if Vishy can convert such positions.
7) New doping issue: kramnidii has been banned. This substance allows one to memorize 100 pages of chess lines with just one glance. The only person who is not invited for doping control is Vladimir Kramnik, as this substance is created in his organism by natural means.
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Canadian zonal results
IM Gerzhoy finished alone in 3rd place with 6.5 points, while Noritsyn, Panjwani and the 2210 rated Calugar finished with 6 points each. (I will have more to say about Calugar’s final game later)
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A popular line of the Advanced French…normal now is 10.Be2 or 10. Ra2 (Sveshnikov’s choice). The books write that White should not hurry to move his Knight (10.Nc3). However, Noritsyn must have been day-dreaming as he played
Sambuev had sacrificed an exchange in the middlegame but it had not yielded the desired results…White’s pieces are all coordinated and defend against Black’s immediate threats. It is now time for Black to think of forcing a draw, and the experts tell us that 46…Qc2! was the right move. White would be obliged to play 47.Nxf4 and the game would soon end in a draw by force.
Here Sambuev thought for a long time as he began to realize the full extent of the damage caused by his last move. Quite simply, he is lost! He found nothing better than 47…Qf5 but after 48.RxB! QxR 49.RxN he is a piece down and his King finds itself in an even worse position than White’s King…
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(When is it better to lose than to draw?)
CALUGAR
Here Calugar can win a pawn with 52…Qxh2, but after 53.Qc5! Qxg3 54.Qxa7-ch Qc7 55.Qa8! (with considerable counterplay, threatening to play the Queen over to the Kingside attacking the vulnerable Black pawns; and threatening to advance his own a-pawn) the most reasonable result seems like a draw. Calugar decided to prepare taking the h-pawn with 52…h5!?
It has been clear for a while now that White can has no winning chances at all and that a draw is the evident conclusion to what has otherwise been a tough struggle for both players. The position has already been repeated twice and White can now force a 3-fold repetition with another round of checks starting with 59.Qb8-ch.
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As before, a draw would eliminate Potkin’s chances for the FM-title and instead Calugar would earn the title
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And still a win would guarantee Potkin the 2nd FM-title, but seemed out of the question given the position
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But now –amazingly– a loss by Potkin would give guarantee Potkin of atleast a playoff for the FM-title since Calugar would be given the IM-title, not the FM-title!
Once more, White can force a perpetual check beginning with 60.Qf8-ch : 60…Ke6 61.Qc8-ch Kf7 62.Qd7-ch Kg8 63.Qe8-ch Kg7 64. Qf7-ch Kh6 65.Qf8-ch Kg5!?(trying to escape the perp) 66.Qc8! f5 (66…Qf5?! 67.Qxa6 gives White all the winning chances!) 67. Qd8-ch Kh6 only move to avoid mate! 68. Qh8-ch Kg5 69. Qd8-ch and so on.
INSTEAD, Potkin again threw caution to the wind: 60.Qxg6 Qf1!
Instead, once more not interested in saving the game, Potkin played the incredibly reckless (surprise, surprise) move 61. Qxh5? This allowed Black to seize the initiative and the advantage for the rest of the game by the obvious 61…Qa1-ch 62.Qb4 Qxd4-ch etc. The White Queen was not able to return in time to save the White monarch.
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