SPRAGGETT ON CHESS
CHINESE SICK LEAVE
Hung Chow calls into work and says, ‘Boss: I no come work today, I really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.’
The boss says, ‘You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.’
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. ‘I do what boss say and I feel good now. I be at work soon. …and, boss, you got nice house.’
thx roots!
SPRAGGETT ON CHESS
Spraggett on Chess 