SPRAGGETT ON CHESS
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and pubs…..One night he’s doing his usual routine of blonde jokes when a busty blonde stands up and shouts: “I’ve had it with your stereotypical, offensive, sexist blonde jokes. It’s your outdated, chauvanistic attitude that prevents myself and other blonde women from achieveing our full potential and worth as equals and human beings in society. In fact by discriminating against blondes, you are in fact discriminating against all women!”
Stunned the ventriloquist begins to apologise, but the blonde interrupts angrily: “You stay out of this, I’m talking to that little prick on your knee!”
thx,Phil!
Spraggett on Chess 