Chess, potpourri and nonsense

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“I wore black because I liked it. I still do…It’s still my symbol of rebellion- against a stagnant status quo, against our hypocritical houses of God, against people whose minds are closed to others’ ideas.”

― Johnny Cash

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MEANWHILE, BACK IN LONDON BERLIN….

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London, Dec 10, 2015:

Only 1 Berlin defence today!!  

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Seems like the organizers must have had a word with the players…out of the first 25 games played (5-rounds), a total of 10 Berlins were played.  All of these games, NATURALLY, ended in draws. The Berlin is a well-known drawing weapon, proven to be able to put spectators (and opponents) in a deep sleep, often requiring medical attention to resuscitate!

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(Scene from the 5th round of the London Classic, that saw a record breaking 3-Berlins!)

The Berlin is also thought to chase away journalists and sponsors, and is responsible for a good many newspapers refusing to cover chess events anymore. (It is even rumoured that the Berlin was thought to start World War II)

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SPECIAL CHESS OFFER!

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Looking for the perfect gift for the man who has everything? Buy this special edition chess set and get ALL THREE girls for FREE! LINK  (Applies only to Saudi Arabia and other super-rich middle east dictatorships)

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